I just received a bunch of jokes from my friend Adrian though email. I plan on posting them individually and randomly. I've been laughing, I mean really laughing. the kind that comes from the belly, and I just had to share. Here is joke number 1:
Lemon Squeeze
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made passionate love to me seven times.'
The priest thought about it for a while and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'
The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face'
Thank you Adrian. I laughed and laughed!
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| Adrian and friends at a gathering by the pool where I live. |
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